BIG-BUDGET MOVIES I HOPE TO DIRECT

VIRGIN RAPTURE

Everyone who's had sex before disappears suddenly, and everyone else has to pretend they can't figure out the reason they've been left behind.

ATTACK OF THE SCREWS

This is an idea my friend and I came up with during tutorial in 2003.

ALL THE REAL GIRLS 2: CYBORG GIRL

Can the town playboy learn to love a cyborg girl as much as he loves real girls?

JASON VS. JASON

Jason fights himself, somehow.

TOOL STORY

Finally, a Pixar movie for Dad! Starring Slick Rick as the ruler.

CRANK 4: MORE RELAXED
Crankin' the action down!

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE VS. BEETLE BAILEY

Part one in the FUNNY PAGES: CIVIL WAR series.

DON'T SAY A BIRD
Ornithologist Michael Douglas (Michael Douglas) does his best to interrogate a parrot who witnessed a murder. And the murderer...is a bird.

GOBLINS IN NEW YORK

This one is more of a TV show.